BRO
i stayed up until FOUR. A. M.
crying, typing, deleting, crying more
and then my school’s ai detector hits me with:
“99% AI-generated”
LIKE EXCUSE ME
the only thing generating me was PANIC and CAFFEINE 😭😭😭
why do these stupid detectors hate me personally
LMAO NOT THE DETECTOR GASLIGHTING U
i swear they’re coded to punish anyone who uses grammar
bc when i write a messy paragraph with 3 typos it’s like:
“0% AI 🤗✨ totally human”
fr these things aren’t detecting ai
they’re detecting VIBES
if u sound too normal → robot
if u sound like ur mentally collapsing → human
science.
the funniest part?
i tested a REAL ai-generated essay
detector said 14% AI
FOURTEEN.
my professor believes the detector over ME
i showed him drafts, notes, screenshots
he was like “idk… detector says otherwise”
sir the detector also said my grocery list was 23% AI
PLEASE BE SERIOUS
and when i tried Originality.ai just to compare??
it gave a completely different score
so at this point i think they’re all just guessing based on vibes
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