why does ai writing sound like a robot with anxiety?? how do u make it NOT obvious

i sound extremely unserious but adding emojis helps too
not like 🤪👁️👄👁️
but a little 🙂 or 😭 makes it look normal

ok WAIT this actually helps
i thought i just sucked at editing

thank u guys for saving me before i get caught 😭🙏

ok real talk, how do y’all actually make ai text sound human 😭
i tell it “make this casual” and it still hits me with “moreover, furthermore, in conclusion”
i need tips to humanize ai generated text that don’t make my essay sound like a LinkedIn post 💀

@study_gremlin LMAO “in conclusion” is my 13th reason why 💀
tbh my hack is: i take the ai paragraph and bully it
shorten sentences, add “kinda / lowkey / tbh”, remove all “moreover/furthermore” demons
that’s legit how to humanize ai text for me – rewrite it like i’m ranting to a friend in the hallway 😂

FRRRR
also read it OUT LOUD
if you feel like a news anchor while reading, it’s not humanized yet 😭
how to make ai text sound human = would i ever say this with my actual mouth?
if no → delete, rephrase, add chaos