why does ai writing sound like a robot with anxiety?? how do u make it NOT obvious

ngl i sometimes paste my own older homework and tell the bot:
“copy THIS vibe, not your usual academic robot voice”
that’s my lowkey cheat code for how to humanize ai text
you’re basically training it on your personal cringe 💀

@not_a_robot_probably nah that’s actually big brain 😂
also i always add oddly specific stuff
ai: “students feel stressed during exams.”
me: “i drank 2-day-old coffee at 1am staring at the same line for 20 mins.”
no detector in the world believes a robot wrote THAT 💀

ok but question:
if we keep editing like that, are we still “using ai” or just abusing copy–paste??
like my routine is:
ai draft → i destroy it → i add my chaos → i keep like 40% of the original
idk if that still counts but that’s the only way i know how to make ai text sound human lol

@typing_at_3am i call that “group project with the robot” 💀
the main thing for me is: final version = sounds like ME, not like “dear professor i am an essay generator 3000”
most how to humanize ai text guides are like “add contractions”
NO. i wanna add ✨personality damage✨ too 😌

also emojis 😼
not in super serious papers obviously, but in discussion posts or forums
tiny stuff like “lol”, “😭”, “💀” makes it feel like a real person typed it while half-asleep
that’s my fave tip to humanize ai generated text for casual assignments tbh